You're A Joke!

OK, you're a super-sensitive, save the Earth, vegetarian, don't harm animals or poison your bodies with meat; it causes cancer, it's unclean, the poor farm animals-- "oh how could you eat flesh?"--yet you drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney. Yeah, you're all about the healthy lifestyle. You roll around in your eco-friendly cars but you're against any type of nuclear power??? Are you serious? Make up your mind. Or are you just so anti-establishment that you only enjoy being difficult and listening to yourself? You claim to be a "socialist"--so in touch with the "working class"--but you'd die without your morning latte, smart water, weekly pedicures, yoga classes, spa treatments, and facials. You're so "grassroots" but I don't see you leaving your gated community for long or donating your trust fund to the poor, 3rd world kids you claim you care so much about. It's what's trendy right now and it's what your parents can't understand about you. That's the extent of your interest. When things get rough, you are the first to run and hide in your ivory tower behind the fence with the rest of your people. You use words like "radical" and "revolution" when you have no idea about such concepts. If you happen to get arrested, there's a high priced attorney on retainer. You think wearing some Che Guevara t-shirt, growing dreadlocks, and attending a rally championing the uses of hemp makes you into a revolutionary freedom fighter? Get real, but better yet--get lost! Your very presence insults the memories of those lost in the struggle. Most of the time, your just some little attention starved rich kid--going through a phase. I'll see you on Wall Street in no time.